Monday, April 12, 2010

The Independents are Waking, the Libs are Quaking!!

Whoo Hoo! Check out the composite approval ratings from RCP and see where our current President approval ratings are!

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/other/president_obama_job_approval-1044.html

The independents are finally starting to see what this administration stands for a World Economy, European style healthcare and redistribution for wealth. We are the United States of America not the United States of Earth! Welcome to the party indys & free market lovers!

Friday, April 9, 2010

MOVING TO MEXICO

Dear President Obama:

I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.

I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?

Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.

4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico but I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U. S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps.

15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.

16. I'll need Income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican Taxes, I'll receive money from the government.

17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.

18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind help. You 'da man!!!

Thursday, April 8, 2010

My first Blog Post...How exciting!!!

Hello all and welcome to the Big Tent, Big Top, Big Cheese...Whatever you want to call it! Anyway, Susan & I thank you for taking time out of your busy day to check us out! We are two pissed off conservatives who wanted a bigger forum than our FB pages to vent & bring things to light the light of day.

Now that the logistics are out of the way, let's get down to some brass tax. Our President and his cronies (Reid & Pelosi) are easy targets to pick on (and we will do so), but take a look at the cogs that make the liberal menagerie go. Look at the long term senators and representatives. Bring this information to your friends, family & coworks. I am focusing on Henry Waxman. Read this article from Michelle Malkin:

http://michellemalkin.com/2010/03/31/henry-waxman-the-witch-hunter-of-capitol-hill/

Waxman loves to waste time & admittedly so! Why was he, or anyone from either party, getting involved with steroids & baseball?

I urge you to find your favorite liberal senator or representative & post what you find out! I can't wait till April 21st with Waxman!!! Going to be good!!!

Have a good one!

Q

Thought of the day...

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he/she doesn't buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he/she wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he/she doesn`t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he/she wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he/she quietly leads their life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he/she demands Legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he/she thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him/her.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he/she switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he/she doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he/she needs health care, he/she goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us should pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he/she will forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he/she is "offended".

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Welcome to the BIG TENT!

Hi friends!

Quentin and I would like to welcome you to our blog! We encourage all of you to share ideas, stories, jokes, and laughter as we come together in a common goal. To turn this country, economy, and value system back around!

We hope you enjoy and please spread the word!

Susie & Q.....