If a conservative doesn't like guns, he/she doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he/she wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he/she doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he/she wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative is homosexual, he/she quietly leads their life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he/she demands Legislated respect.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he/she thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him/her.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he/she switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he/she doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative decides he/she needs health care, he/she goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us should pay for his.
If a conservative reads this, he/she will forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he/she is "offended".
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